ALL YEAR, MONTHS FLEW BY.
BUT NOW THAT DECEMBER’S HERE, AND CHRISTMAS IS COMING,
FATHER TIME SAYS “Y’KNOW WHAT, I FEEL LIKE MAKING THE UNIVERSES DAYS GO IN SLOW MOTION FROM HERE ON TIL CHRISTMAS..”
NO. NO. MAKE IT FASTER DAMMIT. STOP SLOWING THE DAY DOWN.
MAKE CHRISTMAS COME FASTER DAMMIT
holy dicks, that’s useful
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